petitions for asexuals to be allowed to say “i totally aced that” whenever they misread a potentially sexualised situation
and then to just majestically sweep out of the room in a billowing cloud of purple smoke but that is optional
I did a thing. I tried to give everyone their own thing (the two at the bottom are just extras) so yeah.. It goes: Geoff, Michael, Gavin, Ray, Jack, and Ryan, then Achivement City and of course, a creeper.
*ahem- 50 year old…
But also that awkward moment when the Forest of Cheem’s sacrifice is relegated to unimportance in Moffat’s world. Her bravery and kindness don’t matter, and she’s turned into yet another cheap joke about women being infatuated with the Doctor.
That she fancied the Doctor did not feature at all in the season 1 episode. She was curious about his origins, she had sympathy for him, and she gave her life so he could save the rest of the people aboard the base. I personally don’t see her fawning over him (like so many of Moffat’s women do). Thus, with no real evidence to draw this from, Moffat seems to be interpreting her sacrifice as “fancying” the Doctor, which is immensely problematic: It suggests that she did this only for him rather than to save everyone on the ship, and it shows yet another example of Moffat thinking that any woman who interacts with the Doctor must be infatuated with him.
Even if she did fancy him, the fact that Moffat considers her actions negligible in comparison to her “crush” is pretty gross, especially when the payoff from this line is so small. All it does in the context of the episode is set up the Doctor as an object of desire. But in the context of the show, it undermines the agency and power of women to act with bravery and integrity without it being all for the Doctor.
tomorrow i have to be up at 5 to be at work by 5:45 and then i get to make 164 cookies, and help make 246 subs. and that’s not even including the 135 loaves of bread and 2 dozen cookies that need to be baked by 10. plus all the prep. and on top of that we still have customers to deal with. repeat that all on sunday (minus 82 subs and cookies) and i am literally going to be in hell allll weekend.
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
- Everything you create, you use to destroy.
- Yeah, we call it human nature.
The Fifth Element (1997)
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Holmes and Watson being unintentionally adorable.
easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
I googled ‘marijuana jesus’ and if you thought I’d be disappointed, you thought wrong